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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
:: FaTE... GoTTA Hate IT; Gotta LoVE iT:::
the title is self explanatory... yesterday, my car is wrecked out of no faullt of anyones... today, well, lets just say that im a really happy man today... my friends came to visit me at work, my manager belanja makan and another great thing happend today... hehehehehe.. happie.... =)
Monday, December 8, 2008
:: CaR CRaSh::
yes boys and girls... its another day in this machas life...
it was a bleak day.. it had been raining for a couple days and the rain hadnt stopped from the night before.. the macha was feeling a bit off... usually, days like this, he wishes he could drive... but today, he wanted to takke the bus....
so this macha told his mom, " mom, im going to the bus stop now..." and to this, his mom replied, " no, today nobody needs to use the car, so u drive"... the argument went back and forth for a bit and then, the macha finally gave in to his mom...
on the way, (he was almost there), a orange-gold satria neo with number plate 8077 overtook his car and went pretty fast.. and suddenly jammed the brakes while turning to the right.. the macha was cool.. there was a wide empty strech to the left, so he turned left into the other lane... up to this part the macha was calm.. the next 10 seconds, he nearly pissed in his pants cause the moment he turned to the left, to his horror, he realised there was a motorcycle spinning on the ground, obviously hit by the satria., heading right towards his car.. worse, there was a long stretch of fast moving cars now heading towards him... the motorcycle went under the machas kancil making him veer more to the left... thankfully, by some miracle, the macha managed to pull the car to the right and bumped into the side of the neo, which, was speeding of like shit...
the macha was jarred... he jammed the brake, stopped the car and then ran straight out and fell to the floor looking under the car to make sure nobody was there... then, he turned around and saw one of the boys ridind the bike sitting atop the barrier.. shaking, the macha ran towards the boy half afraid that he would find the boy dead.. thankfully the boy was alive... then he started shouting at the kid whether any other person was on the bike, and luckily, the other kid was already running towards the barrier.. the motorcycle was lying, crushed in the middle of the road.. the machas car was running, alive, but the entire front of the car was gone, crushed.. there was no bumper left and what was left was falling off... thankfully, there was a ronda car around and they helped the macha to remove the bike from the road...
the two boys were brought to a shoplot and were fired habis habis by the macha and a taxi driver who stopped to help... the boys were school boys, and on top of that, no license...they had no means of paying the macha and neither did their parents.. th macha called his parents and they came over and took the boys to the hospital... as if nothing had happened, the macha went to work, and only then did he realise that his hands were shaking as if they were viabrators, his shoes were soaking wet and he had a fucked up face.... even now, as the macha writes, he can feel his hands shaking like shit...
the macha is thankful that nobody died... the macha is pissed as shit at the satria which ran... the macha is lucky today.. the macha is also unlucky as he was colatteral damage and cannot claim insurance... but the macha learnt one thing today... ++ ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR HEART+++ for if the macha followed his heart and took the bus, nothing would have happened... i hope to see the gay guy.. i need a face to punch out... till the next time my dearies... stay alive..eat well.. suffer life and enjoy living...
it was a bleak day.. it had been raining for a couple days and the rain hadnt stopped from the night before.. the macha was feeling a bit off... usually, days like this, he wishes he could drive... but today, he wanted to takke the bus....
so this macha told his mom, " mom, im going to the bus stop now..." and to this, his mom replied, " no, today nobody needs to use the car, so u drive"... the argument went back and forth for a bit and then, the macha finally gave in to his mom...
on the way, (he was almost there), a orange-gold satria neo with number plate 8077 overtook his car and went pretty fast.. and suddenly jammed the brakes while turning to the right.. the macha was cool.. there was a wide empty strech to the left, so he turned left into the other lane... up to this part the macha was calm.. the next 10 seconds, he nearly pissed in his pants cause the moment he turned to the left, to his horror, he realised there was a motorcycle spinning on the ground, obviously hit by the satria., heading right towards his car.. worse, there was a long stretch of fast moving cars now heading towards him... the motorcycle went under the machas kancil making him veer more to the left... thankfully, by some miracle, the macha managed to pull the car to the right and bumped into the side of the neo, which, was speeding of like shit...
the macha was jarred... he jammed the brake, stopped the car and then ran straight out and fell to the floor looking under the car to make sure nobody was there... then, he turned around and saw one of the boys ridind the bike sitting atop the barrier.. shaking, the macha ran towards the boy half afraid that he would find the boy dead.. thankfully the boy was alive... then he started shouting at the kid whether any other person was on the bike, and luckily, the other kid was already running towards the barrier.. the motorcycle was lying, crushed in the middle of the road.. the machas car was running, alive, but the entire front of the car was gone, crushed.. there was no bumper left and what was left was falling off... thankfully, there was a ronda car around and they helped the macha to remove the bike from the road...
the two boys were brought to a shoplot and were fired habis habis by the macha and a taxi driver who stopped to help... the boys were school boys, and on top of that, no license...they had no means of paying the macha and neither did their parents.. th macha called his parents and they came over and took the boys to the hospital... as if nothing had happened, the macha went to work, and only then did he realise that his hands were shaking as if they were viabrators, his shoes were soaking wet and he had a fucked up face.... even now, as the macha writes, he can feel his hands shaking like shit...
the macha is thankful that nobody died... the macha is pissed as shit at the satria which ran... the macha is lucky today.. the macha is also unlucky as he was colatteral damage and cannot claim insurance... but the macha learnt one thing today... ++ ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR HEART+++ for if the macha followed his heart and took the bus, nothing would have happened... i hope to see the gay guy.. i need a face to punch out... till the next time my dearies... stay alive..eat well.. suffer life and enjoy living...
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
:: LEMmE TeLL yOU::
about my experience... its a story worth telling.. a freaky, nasty and unpleasent story.. but a dammn gay one too... sigh.. here it goes....
there was once a boy.. minding his own business in the bus.. he was sitting at the last row waiting for the bus to reach his stop as any normal commuter would.. he does this day after day, punctually taking the 7.00 pm bus everytime..
one seemingly normal day, this lad takes the bus as usual, sitting in his spot, when he noticed that there was a man turning and smiling at him as if he knew him.. this lad thought the man was a friend of his dads and rexognized him and therefore smiled and nodded before proceeding to pretend to not notice.. after some time, the man called out to the lad, and he reluctantly went over... as the man continued to talk, the lad realised that the man was a totally random person and kept quiet.. suddenly the man asked of the lads daily exercise... when told that the lad was doing taekwando n dance, the man immedietly grabbed the lads thigh and started squeezing it, all the while saying " oh, no wonder so nice your leg"...
at this point, the lad was freaked and hugged his bag, conveniently across his 'eh-em' tighter... the man proceeded to rub his hand under the bag to the tummy and the lad stood up and got off the bus...
the lad was traumatized, but decided to forget it.. till the next week...
he took his bus, but it was a bad idea as the man was there again.. pon seeing the lad, the man waved, smiling and tried to make the lad notice him.. the lad turned quickly and stood throughout the journey...
couple weeks later, the lad started wrking and went out makan with his friends... no surprise, the man was at the restaurant sitting in front of the lad.. he was all smiling and shit, trying to get the lad to remember him, but the lad make donno and left as soon as he was done....
a week later, the lad was taking a break and sat in front of his shop, and the man was back.. he tried escaping and finally managed to after staring down the man, wh actually knew where he worked and proceeded to follow the lad throughout the shop the lad used to escape... the lad was pissed and stared the man so effing haard, the man was nowhere to be seen...
now the lad knows how girls feel when a guy stalks them... *shudder*....
there was once a boy.. minding his own business in the bus.. he was sitting at the last row waiting for the bus to reach his stop as any normal commuter would.. he does this day after day, punctually taking the 7.00 pm bus everytime..
one seemingly normal day, this lad takes the bus as usual, sitting in his spot, when he noticed that there was a man turning and smiling at him as if he knew him.. this lad thought the man was a friend of his dads and rexognized him and therefore smiled and nodded before proceeding to pretend to not notice.. after some time, the man called out to the lad, and he reluctantly went over... as the man continued to talk, the lad realised that the man was a totally random person and kept quiet.. suddenly the man asked of the lads daily exercise... when told that the lad was doing taekwando n dance, the man immedietly grabbed the lads thigh and started squeezing it, all the while saying " oh, no wonder so nice your leg"...
at this point, the lad was freaked and hugged his bag, conveniently across his 'eh-em' tighter... the man proceeded to rub his hand under the bag to the tummy and the lad stood up and got off the bus...
the lad was traumatized, but decided to forget it.. till the next week...
he took his bus, but it was a bad idea as the man was there again.. pon seeing the lad, the man waved, smiling and tried to make the lad notice him.. the lad turned quickly and stood throughout the journey...
couple weeks later, the lad started wrking and went out makan with his friends... no surprise, the man was at the restaurant sitting in front of the lad.. he was all smiling and shit, trying to get the lad to remember him, but the lad make donno and left as soon as he was done....
a week later, the lad was taking a break and sat in front of his shop, and the man was back.. he tried escaping and finally managed to after staring down the man, wh actually knew where he worked and proceeded to follow the lad throughout the shop the lad used to escape... the lad was pissed and stared the man so effing haard, the man was nowhere to be seen...
now the lad knows how girls feel when a guy stalks them... *shudder*....
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
dude...
results are out... mine were average and below.. gonna have to repea a subject next sem, but i decided to continue.. so im sorry to those ppl i told that im not gonna continue.. i guess i wasnt tinking straight... besides, this time, i got a huge amount of support from dad, so im pumped...
whats been happening in my life so far? well, other than the job, the newest thing in my life is the discovery of youtube surfing... lol.. i know, i know.. im behind times, but im usually too busy to surf.. well, i was surfing along and i happend to come across this really effing cool video which urged me to go download all the old robocop movies.. never realised how much i missed the guy.. lol.. this clip is a MUST WATCH!!!
it is the coolest video ive seen and the editing is awsome perfect...its so wonderful, i watched it like 5 times.... lol..
this is also dammn funny.. LOL..
i really cant believe that triple h and stone cold actually agreed to do this... its so goddammn funny the way triple h does it.. and the way stephanie gets hurt.. lol... another must watch... lol...
well, thats it for now... off to class edi.. tata ppeeps..
whats been happening in my life so far? well, other than the job, the newest thing in my life is the discovery of youtube surfing... lol.. i know, i know.. im behind times, but im usually too busy to surf.. well, i was surfing along and i happend to come across this really effing cool video which urged me to go download all the old robocop movies.. never realised how much i missed the guy.. lol.. this clip is a MUST WATCH!!!
it is the coolest video ive seen and the editing is awsome perfect...its so wonderful, i watched it like 5 times.... lol..
this is also dammn funny.. LOL..
i really cant believe that triple h and stone cold actually agreed to do this... its so goddammn funny the way triple h does it.. and the way stephanie gets hurt.. lol... another must watch... lol...
well, thats it for now... off to class edi.. tata ppeeps..
Thursday, November 20, 2008
working...
Working in Folio Sunway Pyramid now.. cant be a bad boy go jalan jalan anymore... must work hard to get money... come visit me please ppl.. its shuper boring there... come at 3.. then ill be there...
Sunday, November 16, 2008
:: Disturbed::
one thing i should never do in my life ever again is get wasted... never ever.... and one more thing i should never do is to let myself believe everything people told me... for you see, when you are told the truth after being told a lie, it hurts like hell...
now that i know the truth, i cant get it outta my head.. i just wanna rip my hands off.. wanna scream till i bleed... wanna kill myself... wanna cry.... wtf....
loathing myself... pining for time to reverse itself... im so sorry for what i did.. being drunk is not an excuse... i didnt even know until sumone told me a day later... im really so sorry... i really am....if u wanna come up to me and just slap me in the face, or crush a couple bricks into my face, please feel free to do so...
im never gonna forgive myself for this.. never... = (
now that i know the truth, i cant get it outta my head.. i just wanna rip my hands off.. wanna scream till i bleed... wanna kill myself... wanna cry.... wtf....
loathing myself... pining for time to reverse itself... im so sorry for what i did.. being drunk is not an excuse... i didnt even know until sumone told me a day later... im really so sorry... i really am....if u wanna come up to me and just slap me in the face, or crush a couple bricks into my face, please feel free to do so...
im never gonna forgive myself for this.. never... = (
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
::FiNaLLy::
Mwahaha.. the macha is back...with more lame jokes, boring stories and daily ramblings... due to certain events occuring in the daily life of this macha, the 'updation' of this blog has been somewhat halted for the past few weeks, but with most of the events over and one of the problems solved... IM BAAAACKKKK!!!!
more updates coming soon.... including a major revamp of the blog.... a long overdue post on the 'Visage of Lies'... and many more to come... lol.... untill next time, im Macha Mesh signing out...
more updates coming soon.... including a major revamp of the blog.... a long overdue post on the 'Visage of Lies'... and many more to come... lol.... untill next time, im Macha Mesh signing out...
:: CheeRiO::
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
::TaEKwANdO ::
Hell, after 3 straight EmO blog posts, i guess its about time to cheer up... and what better way to lift a guys spirit than a good day of hard ass taekwando... yep... no better cure...
4th of october was a great day.... for one, i got to destress by taekwando-ing all day.. and to top thing off, i won a medal... pehehehehe.... better yet, im going for the poomsae event finals next week.. got 3rd place in this weeks semi's.. not bad huh?
th efirst event of the day was the poomsae event, which i got 3rd place in the semi's.. but i have to say, the highlight of the event was Densearn who was the last contestant of the day... halfway through the event, he kinda lost the stepsand stood dazed for a bit, and thenn... DAMMIT.... lol... xD... i have it on video and i will post it up soon... hehe..
next came the high jump kick and long lump kick event... being only meagerly good at these events, i never got through and ended up being a plank holder, as a result of which, my fingers are all swollen... next was the style breaking event, which i might add, was the best event the whole day... my combo of 3 cyclones, one backthrust and one head break( yes, i broke the plank with my head) was not enough to beat the rest and i never got any prize for that event... =(
surprisingly enough, i got the gold for the next event, which i never expected... this was only because i broke two planks in mid-air without landing and on only one attempt compared to the silver medalist , justin's two failed attempts at breaking more than 2 planks.... i feel really awkward at getting the prize as i feel that he is a more qualified participant.. but i won, so i really shouldn't complain....
finally, came the most painful, excruciating and gut-wrenching event... strength breaking... this was the crux of events where most of the players were soon down with sore feet , and in some cases, two swollen toes... hehe, u know who you are.. =P... the event was seriously stolen by two of the best breakers, Zax and Yinniy.. Zax broke 4 inches of hard pine and Yinny broke 3... i have zax's video.. and that to will be up...
alll in all, monash succeded in 'tapao-ing' the events.. hmmm... the monashian medal tally for those that i know are as below...
Black & red belt male
Yung Lin: 3 gold
Black & red belt female
Ivy : 3 gold
Blue/Green male
Justin:2 gold
Me : 1 gold
Zax: 1 gold
Blue Green Female
cant remember...
White: only females..
Yinny: 1 i think (gold)
so there ends a cool event.. next, the play on friday, then the 2nd half of the tkd competition on saturday.. then.. EXAMS!!!!!! hehe... good luck to all my pals....
4th of october was a great day.... for one, i got to destress by taekwando-ing all day.. and to top thing off, i won a medal... pehehehehe.... better yet, im going for the poomsae event finals next week.. got 3rd place in this weeks semi's.. not bad huh?
th efirst event of the day was the poomsae event, which i got 3rd place in the semi's.. but i have to say, the highlight of the event was Densearn who was the last contestant of the day... halfway through the event, he kinda lost the stepsand stood dazed for a bit, and thenn... DAMMIT.... lol... xD... i have it on video and i will post it up soon... hehe..
next came the high jump kick and long lump kick event... being only meagerly good at these events, i never got through and ended up being a plank holder, as a result of which, my fingers are all swollen... next was the style breaking event, which i might add, was the best event the whole day... my combo of 3 cyclones, one backthrust and one head break( yes, i broke the plank with my head) was not enough to beat the rest and i never got any prize for that event... =(
surprisingly enough, i got the gold for the next event, which i never expected... this was only because i broke two planks in mid-air without landing and on only one attempt compared to the silver medalist , justin's two failed attempts at breaking more than 2 planks.... i feel really awkward at getting the prize as i feel that he is a more qualified participant.. but i won, so i really shouldn't complain....
finally, came the most painful, excruciating and gut-wrenching event... strength breaking... this was the crux of events where most of the players were soon down with sore feet , and in some cases, two swollen toes... hehe, u know who you are.. =P... the event was seriously stolen by two of the best breakers, Zax and Yinniy.. Zax broke 4 inches of hard pine and Yinny broke 3... i have zax's video.. and that to will be up...
alll in all, monash succeded in 'tapao-ing' the events.. hmmm... the monashian medal tally for those that i know are as below...
Black & red belt male
Yung Lin: 3 gold
Black & red belt female
Ivy : 3 gold
Blue/Green male
Justin:2 gold
Me : 1 gold
Zax: 1 gold
Blue Green Female
cant remember...
White: only females..
Yinny: 1 i think (gold)
so there ends a cool event.. next, the play on friday, then the 2nd half of the tkd competition on saturday.. then.. EXAMS!!!!!! hehe... good luck to all my pals....
CHEERIOS!!!!
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