Tuesday, December 9, 2008

:: FaTE... GoTTA Hate IT; Gotta LoVE iT:::

the title is self explanatory... yesterday, my car is wrecked out of no faullt of anyones... today, well, lets just say that im a really happy man today... my friends came to visit me at work, my manager belanja makan and another great thing happend today... hehehehehe.. happie.... =)

Monday, December 8, 2008

:: CaR CRaSh::

yes boys and girls... its another day in this machas life...

it was a bleak day.. it had been raining for a couple days and the rain hadnt stopped from the night before.. the macha was feeling a bit off... usually, days like this, he wishes he could drive... but today, he wanted to takke the bus....

so this macha told his mom, " mom, im going to the bus stop now..." and to this, his mom replied, " no, today nobody needs to use the car, so u drive"... the argument went back and forth for a bit and then, the macha finally gave in to his mom...

on the way, (he was almost there), a orange-gold satria neo with number plate 8077 overtook his car and went pretty fast.. and suddenly jammed the brakes while turning to the right.. the macha was cool.. there was a wide empty strech to the left, so he turned left into the other lane... up to this part the macha was calm.. the next 10 seconds, he nearly pissed in his pants cause the moment he turned to the left, to his horror, he realised there was a motorcycle spinning on the ground, obviously hit by the satria., heading right towards his car.. worse, there was a long stretch of fast moving cars now heading towards him... the motorcycle went under the machas kancil making him veer more to the left... thankfully, by some miracle, the macha managed to pull the car to the right and bumped into the side of the neo, which, was speeding of like shit...

the macha was jarred... he jammed the brake, stopped the car and then ran straight out and fell to the floor looking under the car to make sure nobody was there... then, he turned around and saw one of the boys ridind the bike sitting atop the barrier.. shaking, the macha ran towards the boy half afraid that he would find the boy dead.. thankfully the boy was alive... then he started shouting at the kid whether any other person was on the bike, and luckily, the other kid was already running towards the barrier.. the motorcycle was lying, crushed in the middle of the road.. the machas car was running, alive, but the entire front of the car was gone, crushed.. there was no bumper left and what was left was falling off... thankfully, there was a ronda car around and they helped the macha to remove the bike from the road...

the two boys were brought to a shoplot and were fired habis habis by the macha and a taxi driver who stopped to help... the boys were school boys, and on top of that, no license...they had no means of paying the macha and neither did their parents.. th macha called his parents and they came over and took the boys to the hospital... as if nothing had happened, the macha went to work, and only then did he realise that his hands were shaking as if they were viabrators, his shoes were soaking wet and he had a fucked up face.... even now, as the macha writes, he can feel his hands shaking like shit...

the macha is thankful that nobody died... the macha is pissed as shit at the satria which ran... the macha is lucky today.. the macha is also unlucky as he was colatteral damage and cannot claim insurance... but the macha learnt one thing today... ++ ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR HEART+++ for if the macha followed his heart and took the bus, nothing would have happened... i hope to see the gay guy.. i need a face to punch out... till the next time my dearies... stay alive..eat well.. suffer life and enjoy living...

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

:: LEMmE TeLL yOU::

about my experience... its a story worth telling.. a freaky, nasty and unpleasent story.. but a dammn gay one too... sigh.. here it goes....

there was once a boy.. minding his own business in the bus.. he was sitting at the last row waiting for the bus to reach his stop as any normal commuter would.. he does this day after day, punctually taking the 7.00 pm bus everytime..

one seemingly normal day, this lad takes the bus as usual, sitting in his spot, when he noticed that there was a man turning and smiling at him as if he knew him.. this lad thought the man was a friend of his dads and rexognized him and therefore smiled and nodded before proceeding to pretend to not notice.. after some time, the man called out to the lad, and he reluctantly went over... as the man continued to talk, the lad realised that the man was a totally random person and kept quiet.. suddenly the man asked of the lads daily exercise... when told that the lad was doing taekwando n dance, the man immedietly grabbed the lads thigh and started squeezing it, all the while saying " oh, no wonder so nice your leg"...

at this point, the lad was freaked and hugged his bag, conveniently across his 'eh-em' tighter... the man proceeded to rub his hand under the bag to the tummy and the lad stood up and got off the bus...

the lad was traumatized, but decided to forget it.. till the next week...

he took his bus, but it was a bad idea as the man was there again.. pon seeing the lad, the man waved, smiling and tried to make the lad notice him.. the lad turned quickly and stood throughout the journey...

couple weeks later, the lad started wrking and went out makan with his friends... no surprise, the man was at the restaurant sitting in front of the lad.. he was all smiling and shit, trying to get the lad to remember him, but the lad make donno and left as soon as he was done....

a week later, the lad was taking a break and sat in front of his shop, and the man was back.. he tried escaping and finally managed to after staring down the man, wh actually knew where he worked and proceeded to follow the lad throughout the shop the lad used to escape... the lad was pissed and stared the man so effing haard, the man was nowhere to be seen...

now the lad knows how girls feel when a guy stalks them... *shudder*....

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

dude...

results are out... mine were average and below.. gonna have to repea a subject next sem, but i decided to continue.. so im sorry to those ppl i told that im not gonna continue.. i guess i wasnt tinking straight... besides, this time, i got a huge amount of support from dad, so im pumped...

whats been happening in my life so far? well, other than the job, the newest thing in my life is the discovery of youtube surfing... lol.. i know, i know.. im behind times, but im usually too busy to surf.. well, i was surfing along and i happend to come across this really effing cool video which urged me to go download all the old robocop movies.. never realised how much i missed the guy.. lol.. this clip is a
MUST WATCH!!!



it is the coolest video ive seen and the editing is awsome perfect...its so wonderful, i watched it like 5 times.... lol..

this is also dammn funny.. LOL..



i really cant believe that triple h and stone cold actually agreed to do this... its so goddammn funny the way triple h does it.. and the way stephanie gets hurt.. lol... another must watch... lol...

well, thats it for now... off to class edi.. tata ppeeps..


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